Let Me Explain Something to You Women (and to some clueless men too)

I know you didn't ask but I'm going to explain it anyways.

In a men's bathroom there are standing stalls. Sometimes there's a separating wall sometimes not. Regardless of the presence of a wall or not if there is a wall full of opened stalls it is awkward for another man to come up right next to you and start peeing. How can I explain this very simply...

For a man, having another man pee right next to him is like, if you were a woman, having a man pee right next to you.

Look, I know you girls go to the bathrooms together and whether you pee or not you'll probably talk to each other. That's probably why you're there. You don't need to powder your nose, that nose is full on powdered, it ain't getting more powdery. So having a girl pee next to you when you're a girl probably isn't that weird or awkward. Hell, you probably hand each other tp under the wall divider while you're hovering there. Yea I know you hover or "sprinkle tinkle." Look, it's not because I peek or nothin' I've just been around girls for most of my life. My mother was a girl. Oh yea, you think Him don't know about you but HIM KNOW.

But let's not go into my past. Just know that I've learned a few things during my lifetime surrounded by women. You guys probably even "low-five" for a job well done and tp shared. And when you both are done you probably thank each other and give out hugs for such a warm moment of sharing and "sisterhood." Damn the man and his evil penis of hate and death. Frankly the idea of you guys hugging in the bathroom, like much of the stuff on the internet, both grosses me out and makes me happy in the pants.

So yea, a fellow sister peeing next to you, probably not that awkward. But if a man did it, and did it right next to you and all that seperated you two from your business was an OCCASIONAL 6 in x 3 ft wall I bet you'd feel pretty awkward. Wouldn't you like it much better if he did that shit on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ENTIRE BATHROOM?!

Yea, us to.

Signed,

Him and men everywere.


(Except maybe gay guys. They may high-five... But some of them probably have really high standards.)