Look at the gorgeous top to bottom pleat!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Women Are Not Like...
... Baseball. Otherwise everyone would cheer if you steal second base while no one was looking.
... Soccer. Running around kicking her all day and scoring once does not mean you've won.
... Bowling. You can't be fat, drunk and balding, finger a girl with with 2 dry fingers and a thumb, throw her away in the gutter and expect her to come back.
... Football. Because you rarely get 4 chances and when you fail you don't get to punt her far away and hope she stays over there while you let some other guys handle it.
... Basketball. Jumping up and sticking your crotch in her face while shoving your only ball into the hole does not mean you've scored.
... Golf. Wearing stupid ugly clothes and finishing with as few strokes as possible does not mean you've won.
Women are not like sports so stop using sport analogies for them. It's stupid and getting annoying.
... Soccer. Running around kicking her all day and scoring once does not mean you've won.
... Bowling. You can't be fat, drunk and balding, finger a girl with with 2 dry fingers and a thumb, throw her away in the gutter and expect her to come back.
... Football. Because you rarely get 4 chances and when you fail you don't get to punt her far away and hope she stays over there while you let some other guys handle it.
... Basketball. Jumping up and sticking your crotch in her face while shoving your only ball into the hole does not mean you've scored.
... Golf. Wearing stupid ugly clothes and finishing with as few strokes as possible does not mean you've won.
Women are not like sports so stop using sport analogies for them. It's stupid and getting annoying.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
To My Love, a Potato...
I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks...
and that's if you leave them in water.
They really only exist to be pretty.
So that's like saying:
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
But a potato!
Potatos last for fucking ever man.
In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them there.
That part alone makes it a good symbol.
But there's more!
There are so many ways to enjoy a potato.
You can even make a battery with it!
... and that's like saying:
"I have many ways in which I show my love for you"
My baby loves french fries.
But Her is my number 1 potato.
......
And she's better looking than a potato.
and that's if you leave them in water.
They really only exist to be pretty.
So that's like saying:
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
But a potato!
Potatos last for fucking ever man.
In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them there.
That part alone makes it a good symbol.
But there's more!
There are so many ways to enjoy a potato.
You can even make a battery with it!
... and that's like saying:
"I have many ways in which I show my love for you"
My baby loves french fries.
But Her is my number 1 potato.
......
And she's better looking than a potato.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Happy Birthday
Today is my mommy's birthday and I wanted to say Happy Birthday to her. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! mwah.
Yay Roshashana!
Him tried to make it to Roshashana dinner but I didn't get his message until too late. So sweet. Plus even if he doesn't convert he'll still be pratically Jewish because he's marrying me and people will have to accept, believe, and suck it up. Once we're not living an hour away from each other, it will be a lot easier for him to celabrate the holidays with me (aka be more jewish- mwhaha). YAY!
Plus I think him should get use to it because our children and him will have to deal with it for a long time since they will look chinese - and my children will be jewish.
Plus I think him should get use to it because our children and him will have to deal with it for a long time since they will look chinese - and my children will be jewish.
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