I do this to HER sometimes

Well there WAS a video here where a person played nicely with a big manatee or seal or something. But it's gone now, youtube took it away. Bye bye.

Joke explainer:
You see this skinny lady lying there and big seal comes up and nuzzles her a bit and proceeds to just kind of roll around her and every so often goes back to nuzzle.

A Status Message Conversation.

Looking down my contact list and people's status' I found that it would make a pretty neat "back and forth" between two imaginary people; one way more cheery than the other. The following are my friend's statii in order as they apprear on my contact list. Is yours listed here?

I'm not here right now.
=)
Sigh...
Interview on friday!!!
Reese's with breakfast... I love being an adult!
Ugh... so much to do.
has a lot of planning to do :(
oh, ok
You cannot know the road, you can only commit yourself to a direction.
Saturday Plan: Drinks and Home Made Pizza combined with Sitting around and doing nothing all day. Inquire within.
Away.

One of Our Fights

Here's an example of a little stupid squabble we often have.

HER: Look! My mom learned how to save a picture from facebook and e-mail it to people.

HIM: Yea, so?

HER: Hey, it's my mom so give her some credit...

HIM: ....

HER: C'MON...

HIM: Alright, alright... credit.

[Later...]

HIM: Hey you know what?

HER: What?

HIM: I'm a better jew than my "Jewish all his life" boss! He broke passover kosher last Sat! I want props.

HER: Good job.

HIM: I also want props from your mother.

HER: Baby, my family stays kosher for Passover all the time, you're not going to get props from her.

HIM: Oh? Then she doesn't get props from me for downloading a picture and e-mailing it.

HER: Fine, fine I'll tell her later and make sure you get your props...

Holiday Hoedown!

If you don't know what I'm talking about this is a hoedown I'm referring to. The tune is all the same.



Alright, with that out of the way, HOEDOWN TIME!

Valentine's Day

My mother has a flower shop I try and go to help
I don't really arrange anything but I'll deliver to make a buck
I brought the fiance along and she did great with a yelp
When we found out at home that we were too tired to fuck.


B-day

I don't celebrate my birthdays because all I did was exist.
But my baby gave me something that I couldn't resist.
A basket full of goodies, which almost fell by chance
While squatting down to catch it I loudly ripped my pants.


Ann

We celebrate our anniversaries by never by being apart.
We don't really exchange any gifts, we just speak from the heart.
But this time it seems I got everything my way,
Cause this time we spent it watching American anime.


St. Paddy's Day

I honestly don't think we celebrated this day
All we did was drink and joke the entire night away.
I guess it's better this way cause it couldn't have been beat,
It really was better than cleaning a puke green toilet seat.


Passover

It's something like the fourth or fifth day.
Celebrating this holiday doesn't really pay.
For a whole week I can't have any bread or corn or cheese.
I think by the end I'm going to have 12 clogged arteries.

GUEST ENTRY!

It's April Fool's Day today so I'm hijacking HIM's blog. I'm who he affectionally calls "Seester" cuz even though we're cousins we were basically raised as brother and sister. Plus, being both only children, we're the closest things to siblings that each of us has. So... this past weekend I got to go visit HIM and his soon to be wifey in Baltimore. As always, I look forward to these trips because they usually involve LOTS of yummy foods. (And when you're preggers, that is a very, very, good thing.)

This trip did not disappoint in the food category, I was stuffed silly and it's amazing that they didn't need to roll me onto the plane when I flew home. What was surprising however, was that I got to see HIM and HER in action as a couple and some of the similarities between them and my own hubby and I are simply hilarious.

HIM did most of the driving while I was there and it was truly amusing to watch them from the backseat. Most of the time the conversations went like this.

HER: Blah blah blah...

HIM : WOMAN! Blah blah blah

HER: (Slaps Him hard)

HIM : I'm driving woman, stop hitting me!

HER: I love you, honey bitches!

HIM : Daww... I love you too.. blah blah blah...

I loved chuckling at these exchanges, one cuz they're funny, and two cuz it's like looking in a mirror. One time, someone almost pulls out right in front of HIM and he had to swerve a little. This made HER really nervous and the next thing you know, all her limbs shoot out in every direction to brace for the impact. Of course that motion caused HIM to freak out more than had the other driver actually cut him off and HIM just starts swearing. HIM then proceeds to reenact this flailing of limbs at the next light and the above "conversation" repeats itself. I, in the mean time, can't stop LMAO.

Well, since I don't want to completely take over his blog, I'll leave you with this... if you ever need a funny albeit gross story, ask HIM or HER about "tasting the rainbow". I promise you'll never look at Skittles the same way again.

Peas!