Holiday Hoedown!

If you don't know what I'm talking about this is a hoedown I'm referring to. The tune is all the same.



Alright, with that out of the way, HOEDOWN TIME!

Valentine's Day

My mother has a flower shop I try and go to help
I don't really arrange anything but I'll deliver to make a buck
I brought the fiance along and she did great with a yelp
When we found out at home that we were too tired to fuck.


B-day

I don't celebrate my birthdays because all I did was exist.
But my baby gave me something that I couldn't resist.
A basket full of goodies, which almost fell by chance
While squatting down to catch it I loudly ripped my pants.


Ann

We celebrate our anniversaries by never by being apart.
We don't really exchange any gifts, we just speak from the heart.
But this time it seems I got everything my way,
Cause this time we spent it watching American anime.


St. Paddy's Day

I honestly don't think we celebrated this day
All we did was drink and joke the entire night away.
I guess it's better this way cause it couldn't have been beat,
It really was better than cleaning a puke green toilet seat.


Passover

It's something like the fourth or fifth day.
Celebrating this holiday doesn't really pay.
For a whole week I can't have any bread or corn or cheese.
I think by the end I'm going to have 12 clogged arteries.