A Football Story

I'll get back to introducing friends in a bit but I've been busy and I wanted to tell this story.

I have a friend that I always watch Ravens football with. He's a great guy (Foose) and I'll be getting to his little profile soon. The thing you have to realize when I watch football is that I watch football to yell at the tv. And boy do I yell. I yell as if they can hear me and hearing me makes a difference in the game. Now that we understand that we can begin.

As part of my trying to get my friends to meet my other friends I dragged along a friend of mine (TrickWhiteyMan - his profile is coming up too) and his girl to watch a game with us over at Foose's and DeSweet's house. Now throughout the game I'm doing my standard yelling thing; "hit him," "kill him," "Dat's a first," etc. During one of these little bouts TrickWhiteyMan's girl whipsers to him, "do you think they [HER and I] have sex like that?" Before he could answer the opposing team intercepts the ball and starts running it down the field to which I started to yell, "You are going to get fucked! You are going to get fucked in the ass - TO DEATH!"

Which lead my friend, TrickWhiteyMan, leans over and answers his girl's question; "Yes."

I never even knew of this until he told me later on.