Whah-Pow Beeches! Whaddup from Taiwan!

Hey I have 12 min to report. So, here we go!

Taiwan is a land of flat slopes. The ground is paved and flat but only in sections. Everyone who owns land apparently wants to have their land slightly higher than their neighbors. Therefore there are 1 to 2 steps everywhere you go. It's very much an e-peen sort of thing (penis waving contest).

And I don't give a damn if I'm generalizing, I'll generalize all the hell I want.

FOR EXAMPLE...

This is a land that's been conquered, reconquered and/or left by nearly every country that's ever had conquesting dreams. It's like a stepping stone to any would be imperialistic country in their journey to try and rule the world. Because of that there are a lot of influences and they don't always mesh very well.

Taiwan is a land that will have face masks to cover up and protect the wearer from pollution and various virus. BUT they will lift that face mask to smoke. And they'll smoke a lot of you let them. The smoking accesorries here are as plentiful as flavors and fixings at a starbucks.

Anyways I'm short on time and I have on-lookers as I'm in an internet cafe. So much pressure. It's not as wi-fied here as I would like but then again there's NO place that is wi-fied as I would like.

6 min to go. Baby you want to say anything?

Are you happy to see me?

Hell yea! I'm a sad pathetic mess when you're not around.

Awwwwwwwwwwww..... No!

Dad: running out of time!

Me: Not much time... what do you want to say?

Her: Can't wait to show everyone my pictures and see everyone when I get back.

Good. Done?

Yea.

K everyone bye!