A Conversation I Had With My Cousin

Cuz: I have a proposition for you
HIM: oh?
Cuz: your woman's basket discount ends aug
Cuz: which is soon
Cuz: unless she can sell $1000 in baskets in 3 months
Cuz: BUT today there is a special
Cuz: you can sign up for free
Cuz: and get a $74 basket for FREE
Cuz: just pay the $10 shipping
Cuz: want to sign up?
HIM: so I have to sign up for this thing?
Cuz: you seriously don't have to do anything else
Cuz: yeah
HIM: I don't want MORE baskets
Cuz: it's a $74 basket for $10!
HIM: but... I don't want baskets
Cuz: the asian in you can't say no to that
HIM: but the man in me can
Cuz: haha
Cuz: just do it
HIM: do you want the basket?
HIM: I'll do it if you want to pay the $10 to get that basket
HIM: I have no problems with that
HIM: but I have no idea what to do with another basket
Cuz: margo wants it :)
Cuz: http://ic.longaberger.com/esuite/home/vanessabrown
Cuz: fill out
Cuz: please :)
HIM: I want to tell you a story
HIM: one day a young man was moving in with a young girl
HIM: the young man didn't want to but the young woman insisted he help her pack her stuff
HIM: since the young woman tended to have a tendency to gather a lot of crap
HIM: so the young man opens up the bathroom closet thinking "well this should be a good place to start"
HIM: inside was a treasure trove of girly things that he didn't understand
HIM: the young man had chosen poorly
HIM: still, not to be deterred the young man set forth to gather the young woman's things
HIM: to which he discovered that the young woman had amassed an impressive collection of hair conditioners
HIM: 2 big, deep, WIDE shelves worth of it in fact
HIM: whenever one was removed (past the 12th bottle) the young man glanced at the young woman with bewilderment and shock
HIM: the look was always, ALWAYS returned with the comment "but it was on sale."
HIM: the end

Cuz: now you'll have a basket for all those conditioners
HIM: you know what? That story was too awesome to be contained only in this chat box. This is going onto the blog...

***And you know what? I thought she was done, but my cousin is both wonderful and persistent so it continues...

Cuz: so seriously
Cuz: go sign up
HIM: but I don't want a basket
Cuz: but your woman does
Cuz: yes I'm forcing you
HIM: do you want the basket?
HIM: I'll do it if you want the basket
HIM: but I don't wanna buy something I don't want
Cuz: but your woman wants the basket
HIM: no she doesn;'t
Cuz: I have 5 of those baskets
Cuz: haha
HIM: she hasn't told me she does
HIM: do you get something for me signing up?
HIM: cause you can just tell me if you do
Cuz: I get $25 in goodies
Cuz: but so do you too
Cuz: it's more a... holy crap it's free to sign up
Cuz: get everyone I know to sign up
Cuz: sent an email to [other friend] too
Cuz: hehe
HIM: but... I don't wanna
HIM: circumcisions may become free one day
HIM: those things cost $500 at the hospital
HIM: doesn't mean I'm going to run out and get one
Cuz: HAHAHAHA