Random Conversation 3/16/09

Too funny to not put up and all I have to do is ctrl-c, ctrl-v...

Me: Adam is asking me to be his wingman do you have any qualms with that?
HER: wing man for what
me: his date
HER: what does that entail?
liek a double date?
me: no idea other than no sex
HER: when?
so confused
me: "the idea is that we both bring someone to take the pressure off and leave an easy out"
-adam
HER: why would u bring an extra guy along on a date
oh uh ok so u would bring me
or would you bring an other girl so it would be like two first dates?
when is this?
me: I guess...
I have no idea when this is
HER: whatever b
so would i be ocming on thie wingman thing or he would find another girl for you
me: no just me and adam
HER: to go pick up girls
me: wingman is a friend that helps a guy increase his chances of getting some
usually a wingman has sex with the ugly friend so his friend can get laid
HER: o...k...
well u can't have sex with anyone
me: I know
I made that clear already
nor do I want to have sex with someone I just met
... unless they were comically fat
I'm talking 300-400 lbs
HER: u wanna have sex with somone like that
me: want to... and wouldn't say no to are entirely different things
HER: i'm sorry baby please don't take no offense to this but would your penis be long enough to get through all that
i mean you would have to have a 1 footer to get through 400 lbs
me: that's what I want to find out
HER: ech
i might not touch you after that
me: I might not want to touch me either
but think of the story