So while having a discussion with the friends the topic of superficial break ups came up. This topic garnered more than a few laughs so I decided to go ask a bunch of my friends what is the most superficial reason that someone they know to have broken up with someone over. Included in this are people who were fuck-buddies who stopped fucking because of this. Here are some of the answers that I got.
Most Superficial:
The guy called his mother “mommy” still.
The girl ( a full blooded Asian ) did not act Asian enough ( dude was a white guy ).
The guy drove a Ford Truck.
Some common answers:
Penis too small ( The biggest one being about 3 in, “at the VERY MOST 3.5 in )
Unexpected amounts of body hair
Bad breath
Some of the more memorable ones:
Because he was missing a toe ( lawn mower accident )
Because they wouldn’t send a book ( ended a 3 year relationship )
Because he had aspirations of world domination ( awesome )
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