What if radios didn't exist...

I was talking with a friend of mine and we were thinking. What if radios didn't exist at all and then they came out with the technology right now. We thought it may go something like this...

Inventor: Hey beetches guess what I made?!
Guy: What?
I: I made what I call a radio che-che-che-check it out!
G: Oh yea? What's it do?
I: It gives you free music straight to your face!
G: What do you mean it gives me free music?
I: I'm saying you turn it on and music will be there hittin' your ear holes with non-stop tune-age brudda.
G: Do I have to download it?
I: Hell naw foo', you don't have to download shit. I'll just be there non stop.
G: Well that sounds pretty good. Especially for free.
I: Dat's right bitch! Not only that it's wireless, peep the future...
G: Wireless?
I: You bet your ass it's wireless. You get dat shit free. It ain't even illegal or nothing either. You jam to yo shit right in front of da po-po and he cain't do nuffin' bout nuffin'.
G: Legal too?
I: Oh yea bitch. You'll get free tunes even if you don't have the internet. Tell you what, I'm such a nice mutha-father I've even given you different channels so you can pick what type of music you want to listen to.
G: HOLY FUCKIN' JESUS SHIT CAKES!
I: Please sir, language.
G: Sorry. So how much does this cost?
I: Not a ga-damn thing. You got a car?
G: Yea...
I: Well you can jes chill in that whip and listen as long as your batteries' runnin'.
G: No way!
I: Bitch did I stutter?
G: But what about when I'm not in the car?
I: You got a music player of any type?
G: Yea of course, I listen to my mp3's on them.
I: Dawg! You can listen to the radio on that shit too!
G: WOW! Radio on my ipod?
I: Whoa there... you have an ipod?
G: Yea why?
I: You can't get no radio on an ipod man...
G: I can't?
I: Naw, you better upgrade yo shit...