Funny Commercials.

Happy Tuesday.

Here are some funny commercials.

"The Aforementioned 'Other Thing'"

If you've known me for a while, are pretty cool, and a girl eventually you might get a random call from me where I ask you stupid questions. Usually these stupid questions are completely random OR is resulting from my failure to understand the fairer sex.

The latest one was about... Oh hell I'll just post the question here:
I can understand that females would not appreciate males talking about "feminine issues" very frankly. But my question is do girls talk to other girls about "feminine issues" with the same swagger that a guy may report to another guy about how he just farted. For example would a girl say to another girl "Hey I'm flowin' something fierce can I bum a cotton stick off of you?"

I actually wasn't even going to post about this at all. I mean the thing started out as a freedom of speech discussion I was having with a friend. It wasn't until I got around asking people and then having those people request that I make a blog about it did I actually sit down to write this. So I will basically break down the answers I remember to the question here.

Every girl I ask did not have a problem with it. Most of the time it was just asked if another girl happen to have a spare tampon. There was an emphasis on discretion and tact but that doesn't mean it wasn't forward either. Some, secret code that women have with each other I guess. But that's not the real interesting part (in my opinion). The real interesting part is from those that strayed a little bit off the beaten track.

Some girls called it different names (not cotton stick). The funny ones I remember are:

Blood Cushion
C*m Catcher
and Niagara plug

At least one girl reported that she would go into much detail about "the situation." I believe the words "crime scene" came up a few times.

Anyways you asked for it. I wasn't going to put it up. Hope you're happy.

Halloween, Movies, and Losing Some Humanity.

Halloween has now come and gone. Christmas is starting to rear its ugly head already and all I want to do is play WoW and take a nap. Still life goes on and my seemingly insatiable need to talk about myself does to so let's get to it.

Halloween this year wasn't something I really wanted to take part of. If it were up to me I would have just as much liked to dress up in something scary and give out candy to kids all the while scaring them too. I've become less of a party man in my old age. Her however is still in her goddamn springtime of youth wants to go out, drink, and party. Which means I have to go out, not drink but party. So instead of just some scary make-up I have to think of a more party friendly costume that won't be washed away by my sweat.

So I got my costume. It was going to be as Bane but because I am me and forgot about my hornless buffalo sized head the mask I had bought online didn't fit. Not to be deterred however I just made up a costume on the spot and went as the perfect boyfriend a Jewish girl could have; a jewish doctor. Armed with my kippa (yes it's mine), a set of scrubs, and my best "oy vei" I head off to a party where I know no one except for the people I showed up with.

Fun times were had by all. I ended up being punched by an idiot (he thought the bellagio buffet in Vegas was shit! SHIT! He wouldn't know good food if it had come into his home had sex with his mother and made a far more impressive and charming little brother) but didn't get into a fight. This is the girl's work. A fight over something totally stupid where I didn't throw the first punch was something I would have love to have (damn near begged for) 3 years ago. But now, because this guy in a mask is a moron and I have other people to consider I don't return with a punch. Sigh, I feel like a bitch, an adult, but also a bitch.

We also managed to catch a movie. After the Ravens game (which we won, take that browns!) we went and saw "Saw V." It wasn't bad and really continue to extend the series. If you're a fan of Saw II, III, and IV you probably could do worse in a Sunday evening. If you want a better review you can check out my other blog for that (when I finish my review). I have a friend who's all about this sort of hyper violent fun and because of that we have seen every Saw movie together. Her however has seen only bits and pieces of the other movies and tagged along. I had a fun time watching her reactions to the whole movie and seeing bits of her humanity slip away with every horrible death scene. She came out of it alright but she was a tiny bit curious to see the other films where before she would never watch such a flick.

There's one more thing I have to address but this is enough for now. More later if I get the time.