Women Are Not Like...

... Baseball. Otherwise everyone would cheer if you steal second base while no one was looking.

... Soccer. Running around kicking her all day and scoring once does not mean you've won.

... Bowling. You can't be fat, drunk and balding, finger a girl with with 2 dry fingers and a thumb, throw her away in the gutter and expect her to come back.

... Football. Because you rarely get 4 chances and when you fail you don't get to punt her far away and hope she stays over there while you let some other guys handle it.

... Basketball. Jumping up and sticking your crotch in her face while shoving your only ball into the hole does not mean you've scored.

... Golf. Wearing stupid ugly clothes and finishing with as few strokes as possible does not mean you've won.

Women are not like sports so stop using sport analogies for them. It's stupid and getting annoying.