To My Love, a Potato...

I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks...
and that's if you leave them in water.
They really only exist to be pretty.
So that's like saying:
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
But a potato!
Potatos last for fucking ever man.
In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them there.
That part alone makes it a good symbol.
But there's more!
There are so many ways to enjoy a potato.
You can even make a battery with it!
... and that's like saying:
"I have many ways in which I show my love for you"
My baby loves french fries.
But Her is my number 1 potato.
......
And she's better looking than a potato.