The No Jacket Clause

Leave me alone long enough in a situation that will allow it and I will eventually get nearly nekkid. It's just the way I am, I did it since I was a kid and I never lost it. I guess it can be very similar to someone's attachment to a childhood toy, a blanket, the very sexy habit of thumb sucking or whatever. For me I don't like wearing clothes; pants in particular.

Which is why I'm so happy for the "No Jacket Clause."

While driving from somewhere that's not important, me and Her got to talking and she said that she wanted me to be comfortable throughout the wedding. To which I replied "then, do I have to wear pants?" Apparently I still do but she was opened to me losing another article of clothing. I believe the proposal went something like this. "Alright baby how about this; what if, I get myself really fit. I'm talking pecs, shoulders, and a flat stomach, could I not wear a jacket at all during the entire ceremony? I can be all sessy for you and you can make we wear whatever you want if I don't have to wear a jacket. Hell you can marry me while I wear a tu-tu if you want (because afterall, a tu-tu isn't pants).

So Her kind of thought about it, said how great it would be if I got into shape and said she would ask her mother. Fast forward a week or two. She admits that she likes the idea but isn't sure how her mother would go for it. I, being a person that I am take this as the agreement being set and I am now off on my journey to be married jacket-less. Cause really, fuck jackets. While I don't mind her mother's input because I actually kind of like Her's mother I also don't see a reason that our wedding should be her mother's opportunity to primp me up and parade me around for the enjoyment of her family. I'm alright being paraded around, don't get me wrong, but I just don't want to wear pants when I am. At least this time I don't have to wear a jacket.

The weight-loss, getting back into shape begins YESTERDAY.