Him & Her

“Him”

A large Asian fellow who is a tad too proud of that fact. A large tendency towards wild gestures and loud outbursts. A large jovial fellow usually pleasant enough but is dense and stubborn and is therefore difficult to move once a situated (this goes both physically and mentally). While intelligent enough, is more likely to resolve things with brawn. It is the first and last course of action that he takes. The pattern usually follows as such:

- Problem presents itself
- First attempt to solve problem is minor physicality or threat of physicality
- Second attempt is through logic or abstract thinking
- Third attempt is the utter destruction of said problem usually via fists but occasionally through sledge hammer

The Male seems to unable to perceive things such as awkwardness which makes those around him tend to feel even more awkward when those situations arise. Should you find yourself in such a situation the best course of action is to pretend to be unassociated with Him. If such options are not available to you best just go along with it and enjoy the ride. Such is the effect of him, best to enjoy the ride with him or do your best to ignore him.


"Her"

“Him:” I'm forwarding you something

this is my intro for the blog

you should write one for yourself

“Her:” your intro is very interesting..........................

“Him:” you should write one

“Her:” mmmmm

it scares me

I’ll think about it

“Him:” what's to think about?

you don’t have to include your name

“Her:” I so bad at writing and expressing my ideas

“Him:” meh

it's not hard

“Her:” says the writer

“Him:” I'm hardly a writer

“Her:” running isn't hard

lets go run a few miles

“Him:” it's not

I just hate doing it

“Her:” you can't run miles

“Him:” sure I can

it'll just kill me

“Her:” sigh

“Him:” and make me want to (but entirely unable to) kill others

“Her:” why do you NEVER get what I’m trying to say

ever

you neve ever get my point

haha

ever ver

never

maybe that's why I assume I'm bad at expressing myself

you fight me on everything I say always

“Him:” tell you what, this will be a find intro

it'll be hysterical

“Her:” find intro?

“Him:” fine*

“Her:” ok

“Him:” sweet, saved!

“Her:” well huh

confused…

“Him:” no worries

^_^